| NGP12 personnel report |
| Indentity | Musical Entity | Role | NGP12 Status | Notes |
| Tim Drage | Cementimental | Noise Operator | Fully operational/hungry | first in this list due to having written it |
| Tony Mines | Cementimental | Secondary Noise Operator/Singer | Singing mode - OFF | Didn't feel like singing. |
| Chi Mason | Cementimental | Beta Noise Operator | Tall | see also DJ CHOPSTIX |
| MC Cheef Keef | Fatal Floor | Master of Ceremonies | In Japan | Faximilie only: Visual and audio representations invoked his presence. |
| DJ Chopstix | Fatal Floor | Disk Jockey | Inoperational | Error #12 - records/home/door/lock/key sequence scrambling dilemma |
| Myk Thomas | Sony and Share | Midiist | Fully operational | acted as hunter/gatherer in addition to musical duties |
| Chris Eynon | C of E | Operator of Amazing Sythesiser | Fully operational | slightly late |
| Various | Unknown | DJ/MC collective | Irate | Practice Mix Interrupt Error @ 8.00 |
| Unidentified users of Kitchen | ?? | Radio Operation | Unimpressed, annoying. | Provided unsolicited addition of 'Red Dragon FM' to the performance. |
| Various | N/A | Grassroots patrons / unwitting NGP audience | Various, inc. Confused, Amused, Entertained, Unimpressed. | Mostly left before performance. |
| NGP AUDIENCE | N/A | Audience! | A.W.O.L. | Factors inc. Rain, Cold, December, Publicity (lack), Enthusiasm (lack), Structural Catastrophy, may be taken into account when calculating punishments. |